I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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