yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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