Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
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