just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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