Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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