we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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