People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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