I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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