its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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