im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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