At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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