we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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