office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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