We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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