do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
