It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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