i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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