How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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