Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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