Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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