Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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