I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
