We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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