well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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