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Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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