On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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