marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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