if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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