5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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