nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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