He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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