After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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