alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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