The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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