I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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