question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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