All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
