Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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