Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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