ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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