I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
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We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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