She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
