enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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