What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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