you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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