the new term for farting is butt boxing.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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