She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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