We named our party play list daddy issues
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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