Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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