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(480): View more from Arizona

gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3

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(856): View more from New Jersey

the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it

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(480): View more from Arizona

he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?

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(623): View more from Arizona

Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple

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(703): View more from Virginia

..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making

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(317): View more from Indiana

considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead

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(847): View more from Illinois

I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin

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