Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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