Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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