Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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