You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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